So I was just trying on pants and I fell over and screamed and made so much noise because I hit a lot of shit on the way down and the workers and my bf were at the door asking was i okay and I didn’t answer them the first 5 times because I was laughing so hard OHMYGOD
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
Hey John. Do this.
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there